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[angleterre]

Hello network.

[ He's got a better idea of how to use the device now, and he's actually holding it correctly. Text transcription into other languages was another skill he picked up, but being this is the quintessential English prick, Arthur sees no reason to try and communicate with those that don't speak his language. ]

Currently I'm located at-- [ A glance about. ] --err, in front of the Latimir apartments in Discedo. I have a question for those who are willing to lend their assistance: The 'monsters' that surround the area; can anyone offer anymore information regarding them? Hopefully other than those prone to shouting about rail tracers and other inanities that won't help my cause.

My second question might be more alarming, though I urge those that are listening not to be frightened by my request: I'm attempting to locate a few weapons to aid me in my... [ His eyes flit to the side. ] ...explorations.

Do not hesitate to contact me at this frequency, or to come here if you are within the area to talk. Thank you for your time.

[ Being vague on purpose? What do you mean he's being vague on purpose? ]

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[noblemen.livejournal.com]

Do you have anything to offer to my cause here, as if you do, it would be most appreciated if you decided to offer your help. Whatever you can, and I should hope to return the favour when I'm capable.

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

i can offer you twwo things
one
a sandwwich
surely a great contribution to your cause wwhatevver the case may be for it wwill refuel your energy wwhen you are too fuckassed to evven try to do it yourself and your lonely self esteem demands a sandwwich
twwo
my help
i cant offer you any wweapons
theyre mine
but i can offer you the choice of havvin a mercenary at your servvice
if you choose to ignore number twwo so be it
but i wwill givve you my sandwwich

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[noblemen.livejournal.com]

[ what is this person even how does that why would you ever ]

Uehm.

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[noblemen.livejournal.com]

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[noblemen.livejournal.com]

What type of sandwich?

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[noblemen.livejournal.com]

Never mind that! I don't need a sandwich. Yes, a mercenary sounds a deal more helpful than a sandwich. Would you be willing to lend your assistance, sir or madame?

1/2

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

FOR THE RECORD
it is a deliciou sandwwich

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

as for the mercenary thing
wwell duh crap for brains
wwhy do you think id offer you my help
so you can accept it and i can crush your hopes and dreams by wwhisperin back to you
no

youre really a depressin felloww then mister eyebrowws

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[noblemen.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised by the sheer amount of people who state their abilities only to refuse to offer help when asked.

[ Why yes, he is a pessimistic cynic, thank you for noticing, oh wise Mr. Troll!!! ]

Tell me, would you be willing to face fearful adversaries, monsters, creatures, things that may or may not kill you? I wouldn't want you to come unprepared.

And um, you can bring the sandwich. If you like. [ S-sob because any food that isn't his will automatically be better... ]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

ptff
a course
ivve been facin stuff like that since i wwas able to swwim and then later wwhen i could wwalk on land
see if you cant do that on our planet you are quick to die
the uh facin fearful advversaries monsters and creatures and things that wwill kill you part
in fact
i escaped a psychopath in my wworld
i was this close to dyin

and alright