angleterre | [ video ↳ english ] oo2

Hello network.

[ He's got a better idea of how to use the device now, and he's actually holding it correctly. Text transcription into other languages was another skill he picked up, but being this is the quintessential English prick, Arthur sees no reason to try and communicate with those that don't speak his language. ]

Currently I'm located at-- [ A glance about. ] --err, in front of the Latimir apartments in Discedo. I have a question for those who are willing to lend their assistance: The 'monsters' that surround the area; can anyone offer anymore information regarding them? Hopefully other than those prone to shouting about rail tracers and other inanities that won't help my cause.

My second question might be more alarming, though I urge those that are listening not to be frightened by my request: I'm attempting to locate a few weapons to aid me in my... [ His eyes flit to the side. ] ...explorations.

Do not hesitate to contact me at this frequency, or to come here if you are within the area to talk. Thank you for your time.

[ Being vague on purpose? What do you mean he's being vague on purpose? ]

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What about the Rail Tracer? [ ON THIS LIKE PASTRAMI ON A RUBEN. ]

[ GUESS WHO HE WAS TRYING NOT TO GET HELP FROM ]

America, if you've no information of value to offer me, then please desist from engaging in pointless conversation with me.

[ With a tilt of the head. ] ...unless you have some useful information to contribute about this... 'rail tracer'.

I have all sorts of useful information! You just never ask the right questions!

This is gonna be like the third time I tell you this. I want you to realize this. Appreciate my efforts to educate you.

America, my patience is running thin. Do you or do you not have something of value to offer to me that makes some sort of coherent sense and doesn't involve drugs or old pretzels?

Are we talking about information or actual valuable things? 'Cause you ain't getting any of my records. Or my blankets. Or my pony.

Information, you insufferable oaf.

Oh, okay! Info! So you wanna know about all the creatures, right? Most of 'em are kinda a pest, but I had one of the cool dragon wolf things as a pet once. I named her Puppy and she was my best friend. And then a troll girl ate her.

[ SIGH. Sad face. Here let's have a moment of silence for the loss of America's terrible hellbeast... ]

Oh, right, and the cows are feisty, but you gotta steel yourself because there's a secret:

[ He leans in and whispers: ] They're ghost cows.

[ Straightening right back up and looking so prideful. Like a little kid who got an A on a spelling test ;w; ] But with the help of another hero, I conquered my fear of them! Now I've got a couple of them!

[ America apparently just. collects monsters. ]

[ You see this look America? ]

[ This is the expression people make when they give you the infamous slow clap. ]

Well, you've proved to be just as useful as I thought you might be. So then, Alfred, let's try another tactic; do you know where I might locate some weapons?

[ America doesn't understand that look. No surprise. ]

You're welcome! [ he has that look. the YAY I HELPED look. ]

I think I still have that bow and arrow you made the last time you were here. Well, it's at the house. Somewhere. Probably under a pile of stuff.

[ Now he has the ugh why are you so stupid look but that's sort of just his default look so... ]

I made you a--well, fine. Can you bring it over to Discedo?

You made me a what? A present? Is it a present?

Yeah, I'm at my apartment here! Just tell me where to go and you can give me my present!

I didn't make you anything! I was asking you a question, you empty headed.... [ DEEP BREATHS ARTHUR. ]

And since when do you have an apartment in Discedo? Do you really need a second house to hold all of the excess fat on your body, or are you just being greedy as par usual?

So... no presents? [ SADFAICE ]

Since always! I'm not fat, I have multiple sources confirming this! I've had the apartment since I've been here. Then things got bad with the bomb and I headed out to the country and just kept up the house there since it's kinda hard to keep a pony in the apartment.

-- [ Ugh no not that face why he is powerless no stop ] --maybe... later, when I'm in a better situation to present one to you.

[ grump grump grump mumble huff ]

Is the multiple sources confirming this the fat rolls hanging over your belt? Have you named them and given them personalities now?

[ bouncing right back at the thought of presents ] Okay!

[ annndddd mood plummeting again. huff!!! ] No! In fact, Tatsumi says ya'll are just jealous of my rockin' bod. Even if I had fat rolls and named them and gave them personalities, the first thing they'd do is have an existential crisis.

Get it?

Because they don't exist.

...I'm not fat.

[ what are you talking about they are totally functional and normal ] Then Tatsumi is an idiot.

[ ....staring. Judging. ~~actually, he's just trying to keep a straight face so he doesn't start laughing...~~ ]

You're absolutely correct. You are not fat, and that is quite an astute and honest observation.

You are obese.

I'd normally say you're wrong but right now I'm mad at him so yeah, he's an idiot. But even he knows a good lookin' guy when he sees one.

I'M NOT OBESE! [ flailing his arms like the mature (read: whiny) person he is. ]

[ Suddenly disinterested in trading insults: ] Why are you angry with him? Poor taste aside.

[ Good because one more fat joke and America might start throwing a hissy fit. The question isn't much better though, because he frowns. ]

We're fighting.

[ read: "I went crazy and he didn't stroke my delicate ego." ]

...We got in a fight and I kicked him out.

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