[ bouncing right back at the thought of presents ] Okay!

[ annndddd mood plummeting again. huff!!! ] No! In fact, Tatsumi says ya'll are just jealous of my rockin' bod. Even if I had fat rolls and named them and gave them personalities, the first thing they'd do is have an existential crisis.

Get it?

Because they don't exist.

...I'm not fat.