[ But finally, he sighs, and closes his eyes, and with a shake of the head, consents to the Frenchman's demands. After all, if the French dandy wants to have a meeting so badly, then so be it. He'll do that, have that over with and carry on with his explorations in earnest. ]

When you're done with your dramatics, Francis, you'll find that I'm right in front of the building you happen to be staying in, you foppish twat.

[ It's not like the histrionics are out of character for France, in almost any time period. Why should he take this one more seriously than any other? ]

Also, if you happen to know the location of any weaponry, that would be most helpful. But seeing as though you tend to be useless in most regards, you probably have trouble finding your clothes by yourself the moment you take them off.

Go on then. [ Another sigh, and he begins to tap his foot. ] I'll wait patiently for you.