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Current Location: discedo

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Hello network.

[ He's got a better idea of how to use the device now, and he's actually holding it correctly. Text transcription into other languages was another skill he picked up, but being this is the quintessential English prick, Arthur sees no reason to try and communicate with those that don't speak his language. ]

Currently I'm located at-- [ A glance about. ] --err, in front of the Latimir apartments in Discedo. I have a question for those who are willing to lend their assistance: The 'monsters' that surround the area; can anyone offer anymore information regarding them? Hopefully other than those prone to shouting about rail tracers and other inanities that won't help my cause.

My second question might be more alarming, though I urge those that are listening not to be frightened by my request: I'm attempting to locate a few weapons to aid me in my... [ His eyes flit to the side. ] ...explorations.

Do not hesitate to contact me at this frequency, or to come here if you are within the area to talk. Thank you for your time.

[ Being vague on purpose? What do you mean he's being vague on purpose? ]

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[He lowers his pistol and shoots England in the foot.]

You did not hear me correctly.

I said that a yes or no would suffice.

They located a walled city in the forest before, but they didn't explore it.

[ When one is immortal, pain is a trivial thing. Hunger is a passing thought, thirst is a minor itch, and although death can be attained, it's never something to fear. Arthur's grown up his whole damned life as an immortal, waving pain off with the slightest thought and smiling through having limbs removed. ]

[ But that? ]

[ That hurt. ]

BLEEDING FUCK! [ Down like a lead zepplin and snarling, because that is really something else. ] WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[This is France standing over Arthur, reloading his pistol. He is unmoved except that he seems to have gained back some emotional footing.

That was very liberating.

At present however, he's forgotten that England is mortal, so the reaction has him raising his eyebrows slightly. France's expression is cruel and unfeeling--vindictive.]

Stand up. Are you going to shed tears for me, Arthur, or will you face me properly?

[ There's a flurry of curses and he does feel tears prick at the corners of his eyes; he hasn't even had a papercut as a mortal yet, so being shot in the foot by a rather antique pistol is more pain than he knows how to express. But as France taunts him, he snarls and and scrabbles at the ground with his fingers, lets out a huaaaaah sound and manages to slowly rise to a knee with a pained noise, then after a moment, finds his way to get some sort of standing before him. ]

[ It's enough time to feel his anger flare, his temper break and the adrenaline rush wash away all thoughts of logic, and gun or no gun, he lunges at France. ]

[Purely out of surprise, France stumbles back and falls. His knife, pistol and communicator clatter to the ground.

...

Shit.]

[ His fist draws back as soon as they've hit the ground, and despite the feeling of searing pain in his foot, he slams it into France's face, only to regret that a second later because that hurts like fuck when you don't have immortality as a painkiller. ]

You know perfectly well what I'm saying. [And then in English, accented very much like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH1aCoGjKWA)] You son of a bitch.

I didn't make you anything! I was asking you a question, you empty headed.... [ DEEP BREATHS ARTHUR. ]

And since when do you have an apartment in Discedo? Do you really need a second house to hold all of the excess fat on your body, or are you just being greedy as par usual?

So... no presents? [ SADFAICE ]

Since always! I'm not fat, I have multiple sources confirming this! I've had the apartment since I've been here. Then things got bad with the bomb and I headed out to the country and just kept up the house there since it's kinda hard to keep a pony in the apartment.

I--

[ A brow raise. ]

I see. [ Whoa whoa whoa wait, WAIT. Slowing down, digging his heels in, grabbing Korea and holding him still. ] Howay man, slow up will you? We're not going anywhere yet, you gowk. [ A shake of the head. ]

I think we're going to need a more effective weapon than kimchi. [ And for once, for once, in the brief moment between breaths, a somewhat considerate thought occurs to him, and begrudgingly: ] I mean, of course, we wouldn't want to waste good food, right?

-- [ Ugh no not that face why he is powerless no stop ] --maybe... later, when I'm in a better situation to present one to you.

[ grump grump grump mumble huff ]

Is the multiple sources confirming this the fat rolls hanging over your belt? Have you named them and given them personalities now?

Ah, are you always this pleasant, or is it only when you're trying to be nice?

Look, are you going to offer your assistance, yes or no, oui ou non, um... [ He winces, thinking for a moment. ] Si o no? [ Well whatever Spanish is close enough to Italian. ]

I don't have a map, but I've been directed to one made by someone else. Here, I'll send it to you.

[ Which of course, is Japan's programme. ]

What else would guns shoot? Marshmallows? [ A sigh. ] I might as well craft a bow and arrow. It doesn't matter; as long as I locate some type of weapon, I should be able to cope just fine with the situation. Keep in mind, this venture isn't planned for some time, of course.

[ A small smile. It's sort of nice to be worried about. But he hides it quickly and adopts a passive look. ] Well, you can cross me off your list. I'm perfectly capable of handling myself. Yes, yes it is, though, it's given me an interesting perspective on things, at least.

So I've noticed, and hoped that no one was too angry with me for taking things, small things. But tea, I haven't seen. I suppose I was so busy looking for the bare necessities, Christ, I haven't even really found a place to stay. [ He chuckles a little, rubbing the back of his head, then glances up at her. ]

Ah yes, of course. I mean, I'm sure you know it by heart, as do I, but it's always good to have a little reminder of home, right? A cheerful one as well, I'm not sure if I would have wanted to bring Macbeth with me.

[ bouncing right back at the thought of presents ] Okay!

[ annndddd mood plummeting again. huff!!! ] No! In fact, Tatsumi says ya'll are just jealous of my rockin' bod. Even if I had fat rolls and named them and gave them personalities, the first thing they'd do is have an existential crisis.

Get it?

Because they don't exist.

...I'm not fat.

Great, thanks! [ Now fiddling around with it. ~~Stalking made easy.~~ ]

Lasers? Not sure. Most people nowadays stick to swords and lances and stuff. And you could always get creative with your weaponry.

[ In lieu of being able to levitate, she leans back against the nearest surface and starts strumming on her bass battle axe guitar. thing. ] Or use your fists.

Just don't forget about me when you pick a date for your little excursion. The name's Marceline, by the way.

_{[ He slows down, loosely threading his fingers through England's and idly standing there. ]}

Aaa, what? Are you showing signs of a coward already even though this idea would not be approved by your mother--?
She would be so worried.

And yet, your father would be so disapproving of your spineless ways!
Aaah, it is such a predicament, isn't it?

_{[ He swings their hands a little, smiling. ]}

No way, bro! I've discovered some like kimchi and so they leave me alone, and some hate the kimchi, so they run away! It is a powerful tool!
And some just get more angry and I shit myself.

Maybe more preparation would be a good idea before we do this then, right?

i can offer you twwo things
one
a sandwwich
surely a great contribution to your cause wwhatevver the case may be for it wwill refuel your energy wwhen you are too fuckassed to evven try to do it yourself and your lonely self esteem demands a sandwwich
twwo
my help
i cant offer you any wweapons
theyre mine
but i can offer you the choice of havvin a mercenary at your servvice
if you choose to ignore number twwo so be it
but i wwill givve you my sandwwich

I do not know you very well quite yet, mon ami, but do you truly expect me to believe you know what you are doing?

[ You'll get your wish, Arthur, once she finds the button to turn the little device on. She's crossing her arms over her chest, still looking rather anxious. So reckless, jumping into such things. ] Do you even know what they are capable of? [ She doesn't wait for him to respond, just sighs softly and leans her face in her hand, smiling back gently. ]

Well, at any cost, I do hope you come back safely. It would be nice to actually meet my dear knight in shining armor before he's gobbled up by some ridiculous thing.

[He frowns a bit but it fades just as fast.]

There certainly is more. If England-san were to make such a journey, I would advise that his chip be removed. Ah... and I wonder if he could possibly send me pictures or information when he does...?

[China gets out of bed, opens the window, and looks down at the other. He's only on the first floor, so it's not too hard to see him.]

Oi, Yīngguó.

[China definitely looks less sickly then he did before. His tone is neutral.]

Only when I'm talking to a Inglese.

... Firstly, that was Spanish pronunciation, and terrible one at that. Please, don't, even my Inglese is better than any of your attempts at others. [Just rolling her eyes here] And no, I won't help you find any weapons, because that's stupido. If I know where some are, I'm claiming them.

But if you need other supplies, then sí, I will help.

We'll see, dear. [Incapable until proven capable, this is how it works in her head.]

Everyone seems to do it, I'm fairly certain it's for us. And where have you been staying then? With Alfred? [Puts the book side and pours some hot water into cups.] It might be a little weak, we're trying to save it, but it's better than nothing. [Tea making activities!]

Remembering isn't quite as peaceful as reading the real thing, I've found. That one was always a favourite too, so it will do quite nicely, dear, thank you. Let me know when you want it back.

[ --a glance behind him and Christ, he really does look like that. Arthur can't help but do a double take at the Chinese man. ]

--China. [ And then he's sort of out of things to say for the moment. ]

Well. I suppose you've heard my broadcast, then?

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